#emmy nominated television
WHY CANT EVERY CHARGER FOR EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS JUST BE THE SAME SHAPE AND SIZE
"i wish i had a british accent"
ah yes, the british accent
the singular british accent
do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing
most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person
there’s a tool for that
I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?
OMG GET IT
IM SO HUNGRY
ITS A DOCUMENTARY